{"id":3128,"date":"2014-09-25T01:00:32","date_gmt":"2014-09-25T01:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/?p=3128"},"modified":"2014-12-04T14:34:08","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T14:34:08","slug":"catholic-oysters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/catholic-oysters\/","title":{"rendered":"Catholic Oysters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>Somehow I had forgotten this story until I was asked for some memories at Wayne Ostlund&#8217;s memorial this Sept of 2014.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>It would begin by a good Catholic (near Jewish) guilt trip by Lee, his wife that I could stand some good Catholic immersion on the following Easter Day. NAH!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"su-row\">\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/oysters.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3129\" src=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/oysters.jpg\" alt=\"oysters\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" \/><\/a>. <\/div><\/div>\n<div class=\"su-column su-column-size-1-2\"><div class=\"su-column-inner su-u-clearfix su-u-trim\"> <span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>Upon reflection I reconsidered and knowing that I had missed the morning service I barreled into Port Angeles to take part of the afternoon service. Mind you that this lapsed Catholic knew very well that things had changed &#8230; however things were far more different than I had expected.<\/strong><\/span> <\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>I had plopped myself down and indulged in the holy atmosphere &#8211; all in English of course, until some kids came to the pulpit and began preaching. Now I knew something was dreadfully wrong. I YELPED out in a loud voice <span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">&#8220;I&#8217;m in the wrong Church!<\/span>&#8221; Yup, I was in the P.A. Baptist church not the Catholic one.\u00a0 Then a strong hand reached across my shoulders and the owner said <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">&#8220;Son, you can never be in the wrong church.&#8221; <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>Chagrined, I agreed and proceeded to sing along with gusto a plento and when it finally ended the minister came up to me and complemented me on my enthusiasm.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>Well &#8230; that was a cover up. I revved up my old truck and in good Church clothes drove East until I hit Quilcine and the Puget Sound. Always carrying a rock collecting bucket I explored what could be found. <span style=\"font-size: 20px;\">OYSTERS!!!<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>I collected a full bucket and raced back to Lee and Wayne.\u00a0 He being a shuckster took control of the booty and after steaming and shucking the two of us sat down with some dribbles of butter and juices went on to devour the entire load. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>LEE, was not amused and had her commentary about the two pagans in her kitchen. It was a Burpish memory.\u00a0 I think my own partner was not amused either.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/two-pigs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3130\" src=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/two-pigs.jpg\" alt=\"two pigs\" width=\"175\" height=\"130\" \/><\/a><strong>(C) Herb Senft 2014<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow I had forgotten this story until I was asked for some memories at Wayne Ostlund&#8217;s memorial this Sept of 2014. 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