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A friend sent me this. Much appreciated. Do scroll down for the wedding picture and a few of my own comments about searching for that married bliss!<\/strong><\/span>\"weddinginvite\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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I cannot understand what he sees in her!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"daughterinlaw\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I too, was looking for that life long partner to enter the world of “Married Bliss” But some people simply made a point of flaunting their Mariology. Worse yet some women can be downright aggressive<\/a> when it comes to landing their men and the outcome usually ends in divorce.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Speaking of sports fishing for love <\/a>also involves taking what you catch. I too want to wrap my arms around <\/strong><\/span>some real flesh. Sadly I had to resort to personals. Russia, Bellyruss and finally to Molvania where I was born.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\"allnaturalgal\"<\/a> <\/div><\/div>\n
\u00a0Growing up the sixties I was searching for the all natural gal. Ms. Harriet Pitts met all those criteria and I hope that I tripped her trigger. So far, she has been choosy if not downright picky in who she dates. Not Not every Tom, Dick or Harry will do. You will note that I have not posted her picture as I do tend to be a bit possessive.<\/em><\/strong> Things did not work out, so I will reveal the heartclot of my past.<\/strong><\/span><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

In some cultures “personals” can be very different. Ex. “Single Muslim Male seeks devout non-inflatable woman, boy or sheep.”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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In the meantime I will just take home what I can carry. Personals in Molvania are carried by donkey express and the time lapse is considerable.Harriet will still need mother’s approval<\/a> mind you, but if not given I will move out. Thank God I have Social Security.<\/strong><\/span>
\n Harriet and I will have that child someday and I hope he will have those darling Molvanian eyes<\/a><\/strong><\/span>. <\/div><\/div>\n
\u00a0\"hairyback\"<\/a> <\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

More on Molvania – “A land untouched by modern dentistry.” A must have tourist book.<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

From a friend in Sequim I got this warning. ” the bride is a very daring young lady. . . I must but wonder. . . . how does she hold the up and keep them covered??? Double back sticky tape or what? “wonder brand.”<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I think not. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

That post is envy speaking, nothing less. I remember quite well three young ladies with endowments like these who used no support whatsoever. Sadly, I never took advantage of those opportunities.\u00a0 (C) Herb Senft 2008
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