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Mind you, this snippet is way before ‘gender equality’ time. Feel free, to add in your own point of view. For the moment I will forgo my own male commentary. <\/span>author unknown.
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\"beerdrinker\"<\/a><\/div><\/div>\n
“First, use care and get one. Not too young; but tender and with a healthy growth. Make your selection carefully and let it be final. Otherwise they will not keep. Like wine, they improve with age. Do not pickle or put in hot water. This makes them sour.”<\/em><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

“Prepare as follows: sweeten with smiles according to variety. The sour, bitter kind are improved by a pinch of salt of common sense. Spice with patience. Wrap well in a mantle of Charity. Preserve over a good fire of steady devotion. Serve with peaches and cream. The poorest varieties may be improved by this process and kept for years in any climate.”<\/em><\/p>\n

For real pickling recipes hit this link!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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No idea why I got into a sermonizing mood. Perhaps a weird reaction to an angry sleepless night due to fireworks<\/strong>.<\/a> On a lighter<\/span> note I have a fun page on “creation.<\/a>“<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Book of Practicus 12:1-3
\nI gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason. Please use them.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Book of Anomous 12:1-3
\nHe prayeth well, who loveth well<\/span>
\nBoth man and bird and beast;<\/span>
\nHe prayeth best, who loveth best<\/span>
\nAll things both great and small;<\/span>
\nFor the Dear God who loveth us<\/span>
\nHe made and loveth all.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Book of Francis 12:1-3
\n“Little things that run and quail<\/span>
\nand die in silence and despair.<\/span>
\nlittle things that fight and fail<\/span>
\nand fall on earth and sea and air.<\/span>
\nAll trapped and frightened little things,<\/span>
\nthe mouse, the rabbit – hear our prayer.<\/span>
\nAs we forgive those done to us,<\/span>
\nthe lamb, the tiniest bird<\/span>
\nForgive us all our trespasses,<\/span>
\nlittle creatures everywhere.”<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 author unknown.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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