{"id":1337,"date":"2014-05-20T16:56:28","date_gmt":"2014-05-20T16:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/?page_id=1337"},"modified":"2014-08-25T13:38:13","modified_gmt":"2014-08-25T13:38:13","slug":"men-happy-men","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/men-happy-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Why men are happy they are men:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/CasualFriday.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-830\" src=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/CasualFriday.jpg\" alt=\"CasualFriday\" width=\"110\" height=\"110\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1337-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Austin-Lounge-Lizards-Saguaro-Copy.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Austin-Lounge-Lizards-Saguaro-Copy.mp3\">http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Austin-Lounge-Lizards-Saguaro-Copy.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Phone conversations and many other verbal activities are over in 30 seconds or less.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Movie nudity is virtually always female.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You don&#8217;t have to monitor your friends&#8217; sex lives.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Bathroom lines are 80% shorter and you never have to pretend you are freshening up<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can open all your own jars.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">You never, ever have to squeeze anything the size of a watermelon out of any orifice.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Dry cleaners and hair cutters don&#8217;t rob you blind.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can go to the bathroom without a support group. <\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You never have to drive to another gas station because this one&#8217;s just to dirty.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You never have to clean the toilet.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You don&#8217;t have to learn to spell a new last name.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can leave the motel bed unmade.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Best of all you don&#8217;t have to shave below your neck.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">When going out you can be showered and ready in 10 minutes or less.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Flowers solve everything.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Wedding plans take care of themselves.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Wedding dress &#8212; $2,000. 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Nor do interviewers glance at your chest when talking to you.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Same work &#8230; more pay. We still rake in more dough!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Bachelor parties whomp big time over bridal showers.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You don&#8217;t mooch off others desserts.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you\u00a0 become lifelong friends.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. &#8220;So, notice anything different?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. Or fragrances!<br \/>\n<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You don&#8217;t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You\u00a0 never have strap problems in public and you never have to bother leaving the room to make a crotch adjustment.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>God designed us to make it easier to pee.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can write your name in the snow.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you\u00a0 become lifelong buddies.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can &#8220;do&#8221; your nails with a pocket knife.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can be proud that you know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Foreplay is considered an optional.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Your belly usually hides your big hips.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You don&#8217;t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">A well-rendered belch is practically expected.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Like cheese men age better as they grow older.<\/li>\n<li>Comes down to it &#8230; we are bigger and stronger than women.<\/li>\n<li>Men don&#8217;t trash talk down their friends as women do.<\/li>\n<li>Reason I stayed married so long. Body heat. Men simply make better bed warmers than women do.<\/li>\n<li>Best of all. Men don\u2019t have a biological clock. We&#8217;re good to go until the little\u00a0 rooster rests.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Why Women are Proud of Themselves\u00a0&#8212; or happy to be women: Despite their options!<\/span><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/What-women-are-looking-for1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1696\" src=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/What-women-are-looking-for1-281x300.jpg\" alt=\"What women are looking for\" width=\"281\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/What-women-are-looking-for1-281x300.jpg 281w, http:\/\/sweetgeodes.com\/senft\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/What-women-are-looking-for1.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 281px) 100vw, 281px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">\u00a0You never have to change a tire, pump gas or open a jar&#8230;.unless you want to.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">\u00a0Let&#8217;s face it &#8211; we are in charge of procreation.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Women know who the real fathers are.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">\u00a0We can cry at any event and won&#8217;t be thought any less for it.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">We can get away with &#8220;If you don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m mad at you, then I&#8217;m certainly not going to tell you&#8221;.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">We can bring down presidents just by opening our mouths.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Erectile dysfunction. What is that?<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">We never wonder if something looks good together&#8211;we just KNOW.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">We never have to check (to see if it&#8217;s still there, I guess) or adjust our &#8220;equipment&#8221;, if you know what I mean.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Women never tell everything they know.<\/li>\n<li>Nor do they ever listen to everything their mates think they should know.<\/li>\n<li>When the old bucket they are married gets leaky, they don&#8217;t try to fix it &#8211; they just get a new bucket.<\/li>\n<li>Unlike men <span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva;\">some of our\u00a0 orgasms are for real.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it&#8217;s our job\u00a0 to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into\u00a0 something with which we would like to have dinner with.<\/li>\n<li>We never swallowed the Christian tale that some parts were missing. They are simply more evolutionary and better protected.<\/li>\n<li>In water, our bodies have evolved to have natural life preservers.<\/li>\n<li>Intuition is in our <em>jeans<\/em> &#8211; Men are jealous because the voices don&#8217;t talk to you. I&#8217;d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.<\/li>\n<li>When shopping we make strategic purchases for the long-term rather than on impulse buys that the guys make.<\/li>\n<li>Even if we have to spend twice as much for the same under- ware the fashion choice is better.<\/li>\n<li>We LIVE LONGER!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">All that said, it seems that the majority of women would rather come back as male rather than female. I had explored that venue in an old web site <a title=\"re-incarnation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.olypen.com\/bonsaiherb\/misc\/re-incarnation.html\">re-incarnation article <\/a>but the shoe would be on the other foot.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\">One gal I know, simply gushes for some bald guy named <a title=\"Yl Brynner\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yul_Brynner\">Yul Brynner. <\/a>I reminded her that God might give her <a title=\"Telly Savalas\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Telly_Savalas\">Telly Suvalas <\/a>instead. Like me wanting to be re-born as &#8230;well you can read about it in my old article. I feel a <a title=\"phyllis diller\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Phyllis_Diller\">Phyllis Dyller<\/a> remake would be my fate &#8211; just as long it is not Rosie O&#8217;Donnell.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it&#8217;s our job\u00a0 to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into\u00a0something with which you&#8217;d like to keep. <\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #008000; font-family: Trebuchet MS,Geneva; font-size: 12pt;\"> <strong>Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>The audio was the Austin lounge Lizards. &#8216;Saguaro&#8217;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(C) Herb Senft 2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phone conversations and many other verbal activities are over in 30 seconds or less. Movie nudity is virtually always female. You don&#8217;t have to monitor your friends&#8217; sex lives. 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